Debora is still reeling after her rendezvous with Chester Missing last week, and so her Hard Shout with Barack Obama turns out to be less about how he takes care of the USA, but more about how he takes, um, care of his wife.
Meanwhile, Julius Malema does some retail therapy, Jacob Zuma finds out he'll need more than a firepool to protect himself from the biggest threat to the ANC, and the EFF Mushrooms meet someone who tests their attempt at tolerance.
Finally, on this Valentine's Day, how could we not ask Oscar Pistorius how he will spend the day?
